dugindeep | Sammy-Whammy

Ugh, not feeling so great, so I skipped out on bowling, asking my buddy to find a sub. Then I promptly told myself "Should've picked a night with new Supernatural." No matter, now I can write (hi, engineer!Jensen story is started!) and host today's course of dicussion.

FACT: JARED/SAM DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS HIMSELF.

PROOF: FOUND HEREIN.

NOTES: SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE CLASS. COMMENTS ARE OPEN FOR DISCUSSIONS, FURTHER POSTING OF EVIDENCE, AND GENERAL FLAILING.

Um, I do not know what material that jacket really is, but that's not even my biggest concern. It is the color.
p.s. Sandy is fucking adorable

I do not even know where this jacket ends, but I'm not exactly comforted by the fact that it goes well beyond his thighs. Long coats are kind of awful unless you are a 50-year-old business man. Or Neo.

I'm pretty sure this is the same jacket. Over a football jersey. I am confused.

Okay, there, it is extremely long. Even on your already long body. Not good.

I would like to institute a new rule.
NO MORE FUCKING BEANIES. I feel like Mommy Dearest.

Ugh, you're wearing the jacket AND a beanie.

Double fault. Plaid shirt with camos AND a beanie. *shakes head*

Also? Tinted glasses over beanie. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

This may or may not be worse than the beanie. The jury is still out.

Okay, he's handsome and adorable and whatnot, but the scarf has to go.

Alright, Jared, let's talk. You are a CELEBRITY. At an EVENT. And you wear a QUICKSILVER tee. How can you let CHAD outshine you by actually wearing something remotely dressy and celebrity-ish?

So, Jensen is all studded up in a black suit and you show up in jeans, sweater, and a COURDUROY JACKET. SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY.

I don't even know this shirt is but you are not Tommy Bahama, sir.

I used to own a shirt like that, Jared. It was my favorite to wear to work tucked into slate gray or black pants. I looked really good in it. It was my favorite work shirt. May I remind you I am a girl (also, Jensen, you're on probation for that thing)

I appreciate that you are hiding this under a jacket, but you are still wearing it.

SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY.
p.s. I see where your finger is headed mister. you dirty little bird.

This ... I need help with. I am on the fence. It is ridiculous, but there is something about the brown on the super tan skin ... maybe I am thrown by the sunglasses/headband thing because THAT I do like. IDK.

For whatever reason (maybe kindness) I couldn't get these photos to show larger. But here is a pretty sloppy, ugly shirt:

That looks mysteriously like this one that Sam wears years later:

Not a fan of this one either

Or this one. I see there is fancy cursive on your back and some sort of cartoon character on the front? IDEK

Oh, awesome. You're wearing it with a beanie *eye roll* shoulda known.

Hi you are a lumberjack.

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Onto Sammy-Whammy
I am focusing my efforts here on mostly S4 and beyond. Because I have a theory that the clothing went downhill after Dean went to hell. Like, when Sammy went shopping for new clothes, Dean wasn't there to snort and mock him and make him buy semi-normal shirts. So he just went with whatever was on the clearance rack of the Pick 'n Save. (apologies to those who shop there, I'm sure it's lovely)

Ugly green shirt is ugly

I looooove hoodies. I really do. But zip-up hoodies are kinda first-grade in my head and they look ridiculously on your big frame. Seriously.

Look, it barely reaches your waist. Baaaaad idea.

OMG I DETEST THIS SHIRT YOU HAVE NO IDEA

You will notice, in addition to the pattern, it has a collar, buttons, and then it just stops. WTF?

This shirt is awful, but that face is hysterical OMG

Your face? Kinda how I feel about that shirt.

I'm pretty sure this is the same shirt from above and YOU'RE WEARING IT TWO EPISODES LATER UGH

OMG NO NO NO NO NO
NEW RESEARCH
THIS SHIRT IS NOT NEW TO SEASON FOUR. PLEASE SEE EPS 2.09 AND 2.10 WTF?!?!

UGLY GREEN SHIRT TWO EPS LATER OMG

Um, very important point that I cannot accurate present except in limited evidence. Pocketflaps on jeans? Seriously?

Sammy, I love you. Like, a lot. A lot more than I will ever, ever admit (as long as I forget about the demon blood escapades) but honey, this shirt, I ... no.

This jacket is ridiculous, and only confirms my theory because this is just after Dean died and you're begging the Crossroads Demon to change places. So, yes, you are drunk, and in pain, and not thinking of clothes to wear, but you OWN the thing, and that is troubling.