I've Got My Hands Up So Take Your Aim

Who are you Jensen Ackles????

JENSEN ACLKES.

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!!



I CANNOT OPERATE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.

I QUIT.

GOODBYE FAIR WORLD.

For big_heart_june, with her photobucket going down, and being unable to post Dean Daily or Random Jensen, I present a collection of any and all Jensen photos on my work computer (there's something wrong with the last part of that statement, I know).

And of course for everyone else who enjoys staring at Jensen's face.



( plenty more where that came from ... )

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Heart melted?

Good.

Me, too.

I was scrolling on Facebook via my phone, and as I recently 'liked' some Jensen Ackles-Dean Winchester group, I see a gazillion pics of him there. Including this gem. On my phone, I couldn't tell it was 'shopped, and now I obviously can. BUT WHY CAN'T IT BE REAL.



LE SIGH.

I don't even know what to prompt, but I want lotsa fic based just on the countryboy look :DDD

Speaking of fic, I got up to 6k on my Big Bang, which is admirable, considering I was out for most of yesterday and have had a headache most of the weekend thanks to too much weekday coffee and too little on the weekends. Hrmph.

For those of us who need a pick-me-up, this travesty exists.



Concentration has left me. I just ... cannot. And I really, really, really need to concentrate to make tomorrow's deadline.

Except.

He's just so ... pretty and happy and eyecrinkly and scruffy :DDD

* The All Hallows' Eve Comment Fic Meme is severely lacking in fills - go write! NOW! :-P

* This morning I dreamt that I knew someone who knew Jensen and somehow got approval for me to call him (for something or other) and thus I had his home AND cell phone number, and left a stilted vmail for him to call me. I was at work at the time and vibrating with excitement, about to tweet about it when I was called away from my desk to a small conference room and Maroon 5's James Valentine and Adam Levine were there waiting for me. It was apparently my birthday and Adam decided his gift to me would be to draw on my arm and sign it, but I had to promise I wouldn't go get it tattooed later. I asked him to only draw - not sign - so I could have it, like, on my forearm or the back of my hand and people could see the funky flower he was starting on the back of my upper arm. He insisted he wanted to sign it, but it still had to be in the back. I mumbled some joke about tweeting how awful this present was then James made a joke about something I recently said on Twitter and I was horrified, thinking of all the Jensen-related tweets James had been reading. Adam was halfway through his funky purple flower when my alarm went off, so I will never, ever call Jensen back.

* Because of the above, I woke up with the whooo-whooo-woo-woo-woo part of Maroon 5's "One More Night." Honestly, I hate that freaking song, especially the whoo-whoo part, so this is not good news.

* I get the kitties tonight! I promise to take 1000s of photos! I'm very excited, except my mom is side-eying me about it and actually doesn't know I'm really going to do it. And then one of my close guy friends is being a huge asshole and commented on one of my Facebook posts that he won't be coming to hang out at my place anymore (because he's allergic) and is making it out like I'm the asshole for getting cats. Uh, he hasn't been to apartment in like five months and since when does his happiness come before my daily life? It's not like it's a boyfriend who is constantly over and I just randomly got cats. Ugh.

* In 'this isn't news' news, Jensen is still smitten like a kitten with Jared:

( Hearts. In. Eyes. )

The other day I had thought that it's been a while since I saw a Jared-watching-Jensen picture then this popped up yesterday and my cold, dead heart burst into a thousand, sparkly pieces.



Dear Boys,

Please to be leering always.

Forever,
Amy

P.S. Jensen: please to be more with the henleys. GRACIOUSLY YOURS.

In other news, a work deadline just blew up wherein the client has finally clarified that they do not want just five projects but five projects PER category, of which there are five of those, and now I have to work all the fucking overtime in the world before Thursday afternoon, when I thought I was actually making really good time on how much I was getting done on this proposal. Add on the need to finish my polybigbang draft by midnight, Wednesday annnnnnd MOTHERFUCKINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

( My feelings in gif form )

I have spent the last ten minutes or so hyperventilating over this picture of Jensen's stupidly pretty face and eyes.



HIS EYES! HIS FRECKLES. HIS EYECRINKLES! AND THE PERFECTLY COIFFED HAIR! I CAN'T STAND IT! CAN. NOT.

And then I told raeschae "See! Even Jared knows it's stupidly ridiculous to be this ridiculously good looking. And then Jensen's just like *shrug* "What can ya do?"



Images snagged from big_heart_june, who snagged them from elsewhere.

In fun, fandom news that is not entirely focused on the way Jensen's green orbs make it hard for me to breathe at 9am on a Monday ... I was able to add a strong 6200 words to rpf_big_bang and have the story FINALLY on track. Before those words, I was lost on how to get to where I needed to be and now I get it. Though I realized I need to beef up some of what I put because it wound up just being movement and not, like, narration or anything. And then to make my 'new direction' work, I have to go back and add an entire scene I was avoiding because I wasn't sure how to set it up/describe it all. And then I still have like 10K or so to carry the story through to where I want it to be. Oh, the woes of writing! But at least I have TIME to do this now. Work a lil easy today and tomorrow and then I'm on vacation! I'll be doing actual things most of the time, but I have Wednesday off and then airport/flight time on Thursday to write.

Relatedly, the power fixture on my laptop is messed up and whenever I toggle the cord (inadvertently when I move with the laptop in - well - my lap and such), it trips between power and battery. So I took it to Best Buy, under warranty, and they wanted to ship it out right then and there for a prolonged period of time. They obviously underestimate my connection to the internet.

I CAN'T EVEN.