RPF | R | The Things That Fit in My Hand

Hey! Remember when I said no posting until the epic is done? Yeah, I’m a damned dirty liar, apparently. Hope this does you well, so you’ll all forgive me lying in your face.

Title: The Things That Fit in My Hand
Words: ~1,000
Rating: R – bad words because my boys, Jared namely, like to swear
Warnings: Schmoop with animals? That sounds so dirty.
Summary: This one day, this particularly sunny day, he absolutely loves being a celebrity. Because the zoologists are tripping over their tongues and grinning and eating up his huge charming nature. And they’re letting him go behind the official-looking fence at the petting zoo and look at the little baby farm animals.

Notes: Oh Jesus, so lazy_daze posts links to THESE ADORABLE PICS, then she mentions her mind seeing “big schmoo Sammy petting and holding that tiny soft piglet in his haaaands,” and then I say that needs to be written, AND THEN karabou insists it needs to exist. And well, here we are. (FML I'm thinking of making this a verse)

( Hint: It’s not just an animal )

R | My Hands are Big Enough for You

Title: My Hands are Big Enough for You
Words: ~1,400
Rating: R – bad words because my boys, Jared namely, like to swear
Warnings: MOAR schmoop with animals? That still sounds dirty.
Summary: He gets closer to the corner of the fencing and thinks there are rodents settling beneath some of the foliage. But then he sees them. Three itty, bitty, patched kittens huddled into each other and meowing their little heads off.
Notes: Ohhhhhh FML. Seriously. What's next, kids? EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

( And they called it kitty love )