GOD DAMNIT

TOTALLY SHIPPING IT RIGHT NOW.



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And this is why I'm single ...

Last night I received a message on OkCupid from a dude with the user name makinpussypurr.

I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

And here's how the messages have gone:

Him: You are so freaking beautiful.
Me: Your username is so fucking awful.
Him: I know right I might need to change it.
Me: Yeah. Might.
Him: So now that were past my crappie username. Are you still single?

I'm very tempted to reply: A) Yes, but certainly not interested. B) Yes, unfortunately, because the only messages I receive on online dating systems are from douchebags with offensive usernames, or C) Not at all.

The surprising fact is his profile is not very offensive at all and actually includes the closing line of "You should message me if: You want not only a boyfriend but a true life long friend."

Why ... why ... I give up on dating.

Seriously.