Dean Rising
Sep. 22nd, 2010 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dugindeepOnly a lil sorry about spamming :-P I have bowling tomorrow then stuff on Friday (including mini-Show gathering) so you get this now.
Creepy yet beautiful, ya know? The jagged cuts, the screaming. Ugh.
And so begins the Batman voice.
This can’t be good.
HANDS! DEAN HANDS! I LOVE THEM! KNOBBY LIL FUCKERS ARE HOTTER THAN THEY SHOULD BE.
Jesus.
I don’t even care. He still looks hot.
Especially all dirtied up!
I don’t know how, but the first time or two I saw this episode, I didn’t get that all the trees were knocked over. Iz dumb.
So this is like THE HOTTEST Jensen episode so far.
I mean, The End will win hands-down, but as of S4, this is it.
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BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS
Also?
Single layers. UGH.
Let’s just stare at Jensen’s prettiness for a while, shall we?
Lookit that throat, and arm, Christ.
NO NO NO NO DON’T WASH YOUR FACE BB, YOU’S SO HAWT WITH GRIME
DAMNIT!
NOW YOU MUST MAKE IT UP TO ME.
Fair enough.
*whimpers*
I shall interject with a short discourse on why I love Jensen’s body. It’s real, but fit, he doesn’t overdo it, but it’s obvious that he keeps himself in shape. That chest and stomach and the fucking lil trail down into his pants are the hottest fucking body I’ve ever seen.
The End.
Yah, that had to hurt.
Mmmm please to be putting more things in your mouth.
LULZ!
That smirk.
Helllllllooooooo handkink.
And again, but also, Jensen/Dean’s suspicious face. Which I like. A lot.
Jensen is still reallyreallyreally pretty.
More hands
(hi I love your cinematographers)
(lol you like how I’m ignoring actual plot? It’s coming – that’s what she said)
Still pretty.
“Surprise.”
“I, I don't...”
“Yeah, me neither. But here I am.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Your name is Robert Steven Singer. You became a hunter after your wife got possessed, and... you're about the closest thing I have to a father. Bobby. It's me.”
Dawwwwwww closest thing to a father. Probably the best thing as a father considering.
MEN HUGGING!
I love how Dean grips his shirt.
In a manly way, of course.
Dean looks so happy, and sad, and adorable. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.
LMAO PERFECT.
This part will never not be funny.
Nor the scene in Good God Y’all.
“Sorry. Can’t be too careful.”
LOL Bobby, so good at his job and so sorry at Dean.
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They discuss how Dean should look like a Thriller video reject, which is absolutely hysterical now that we know Jensen can moonwalk.
XD
Here. Have some more pretty Jensen.
This is one of my favorite Dean expressions, confused but cynical.
PLEASE TO BE TAKING CLOTHES OFF MORE.
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They find out Sam’s in Pontiac, IL. And this chick answers the door.
OKAY. QUESTION. Here, she’s some random chick Sam slept with, yet we find out in I Know What You Did Last Summer that Sam’s been sleeping with Ruby, this Ruby, since before Dean came back. So I never understand why she answers the door and doesn’t know a single thing, about Dean or Bobby considering Ruby would (and Sam would know she would know). And if it’s because this is the real girl coming through, it’s impossible because A) she’s already died, or near it, and B) how would she not find it weird to be in a room with a guy she just slept with? I don’t get it! What am I missing?! Is this another loophole-handwave moment? GUH. Sucks that it’s with a pivotal character like Ruby and in such an important episode.
These writers suck sometimes.
Back to our regularly scheduled Pretty Jensen Hour.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
OKAY I’MMA SAY IT. SAM/JARED IS REALLY FUCKING HOT HERE. WITH THE HAIR SWEPT BACK (MY FAVE) AND THE SINGLE LAYER V-NECK. GUH. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT. BOTH BOYS BE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FOINE.
Sam doesn’t believe it, tries to fuck potentially!fake!Dean’s shit up.
Poor Dean’s face at not being accepted.
Then catches on.
“I know, I look fantastic.”
FUCK YEAH YOU DO.
Let’s hug it out, like manly, rugged, hunter types who cry Solo Tears of Manpain™
GAH I love that they’re still touching.
In a brotherly manner.
Only.
She looks about 12 here. That shirt don’t help.
(for the record, I just think she was really awful, actingwise, and as evident by my 3.01 spam, I love me some Katie Cas, so no one will fulfill that corner of my heart)
SAMUEL.
THE FUCKING SHIRT.
SHOULD’VE BURNED IT WITH A FUCKING SPIRIT YEARS AGO.
GUH.
I JUST DON’T GET IT.
IT’S LIKE A COLLARED BUTTON-DOWN THAT DOESN’T BUTTON ALL THE WAY DOWN.
IT’S A TUNIC. IT’S A FUCKING TUNIC.
WITH AN AWFUL, HORRIFIC PATTERN.
“You were rotting in Hell for months. For months, and I couldn't stop it. So I'm sorry it wasn't me, all right? Dean, I'm sorry.”
PUUUUUUUPPY.
“It's okay, Sammy. You don't have to apologize, I believe you.”
BOYS BE HAPPY! DEAN’S ALIVE! AND YOU’RE TOGETHER! TO FIGHTCRIME GHOSTS AGAIN!
crime = copfic, I may be a lil too strung up in that story
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Christ, I’m only a third of the way through
LOLOLOLOL
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“You might want this back”
HOMG HOMG HOMG HOMG HOMG
PLEASE TO BE HAPPENING FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Second best reunion on this show ever:
OMG HE LOOKS SO YOUNG!
CHRIST.
LICK YOUR LIPS MORE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
according my caps these ARE two different pics :-P
Ruh roh.
LULZ PUPPEE’S CONFUZED.
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So, for the record, we are only halfway through and they’re already lying to each other.
Dean says he doesn’t remember Hell.
Sam says Ruby’s dead.
That he’s not using her powers.
That he’s following Dean’s orders to stay away.
*headshake*
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Unpopular opinion time: I don’t really care for Pamela. I don’t hate her or dislike her, but she always rubs me the wrong way with how she talks to the boys. I dunno.
“You are
not
invited!”
Pfft.
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Isn’t this the same flannel from Nightshifter?
Who knew flannels were so hot. RAR.
HAHAHA I love Dean peaking.
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We’re given the name Castiel and shit goes down, people lose eyes. It’s worse than getting a BB to the eye.
In the meantime, we get Jensen’s arm.
And again, I’m turned on at inappropriate times.
FML
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Dean is, once again, absolutely pretty.
Waitress sits down.
“You anglin’ for a tip?”
“I’m sorry, I thought you were looking for us.”
Shit just follows Dean around, don’t it?
“So if you wouldn't mind enlightening me, Flo…”
Pffft. Good thing Dean didn’t leave his humor in Hell.
Another unpopular opinion: I don’t mind Dean beating up female demons. You know why? Because they’re demons, and if he doesn’t, they’ll hit the shit out of him. It sucks that it’s an open-handed slap, but I took it more of him settling the score and making a point that he wasn’t hitting her that hard but she was still in her place.
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Dean’s sleeping
And Sam leaves.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Dawwwww Dean’s so adorable when he wakes up.
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More crazy shit goes down. Literally, glass falling to the floor.
Why is this hot?
I think I have a problem.
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In the meantime, Dean calls Sam.
Sam’s getting ‘a burger.’
Dean’s gonna ‘grab a beer.’
You boys are priceless.
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I still think this handthing is super geigh.
Annnnnd Ruby’s there.
And Sam looks like a puppy again.
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A little bored, are we?
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LOVE the touching the face thing.
We all know this.
I’m just repeating myself at this point.
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Ye Holy Tax Accoutant
BROODING!DEAN WILL NEVER STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
Whoa, dude, showin’ off a bit aren’t ya?
Is this Misha’s PuppyFace?
“And why would an angel rescue me from Hell?”
“Good things do happen, Dean.”
“Not in my experience.”
“What's the matter? You don't think you deserve to be saved?”
“Why'd you do it?”
“Because God commanded it. Because we have work for you.”
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
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SO.
Obviously, Jensen is very pretty here. And Sam's looking good too (sans Ugly Shirt).
We also meet Ruby 2.0, Pamela, and an angel. CRAZYSAUCE!
Additionally, it's the beginning of the end for Sam and Dean as they lie to each other repeatedly here and both are total dickfaces from here on out. Dean also suddenly talks like Batman, which, I always attributed to his time spent in Hell, screaming his head off. But it gets worse and worse as this season and the next goes on.
Overall, I kind of hate S4, except there are a handful of legit episodes that I will rewatch over and over and over again (both because of prettiness and for plotty goodness). This is one of them.
*round of applause*
Creepy yet beautiful, ya know? The jagged cuts, the screaming. Ugh.
And so begins the Batman voice.
This can’t be good.
HANDS! DEAN HANDS! I LOVE THEM! KNOBBY LIL FUCKERS ARE HOTTER THAN THEY SHOULD BE.
Jesus.
I don’t even care. He still looks hot.
Especially all dirtied up!
I don’t know how, but the first time or two I saw this episode, I didn’t get that all the trees were knocked over. Iz dumb.
So this is like THE HOTTEST Jensen episode so far.
I mean, The End will win hands-down, but as of S4, this is it.
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BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS BOWLEGS
Also?
Single layers. UGH.
Let’s just stare at Jensen’s prettiness for a while, shall we?
Lookit that throat, and arm, Christ.
NO NO NO NO DON’T WASH YOUR FACE BB, YOU’S SO HAWT WITH GRIME
DAMNIT!
NOW YOU MUST MAKE IT UP TO ME.
Fair enough.
*whimpers*
I shall interject with a short discourse on why I love Jensen’s body. It’s real, but fit, he doesn’t overdo it, but it’s obvious that he keeps himself in shape. That chest and stomach and the fucking lil trail down into his pants are the hottest fucking body I’ve ever seen.
The End.
Yah, that had to hurt.
Mmmm please to be putting more things in your mouth.
LULZ!
That smirk.
Helllllllooooooo handkink.
And again, but also, Jensen/Dean’s suspicious face. Which I like. A lot.
Jensen is still reallyreallyreally pretty.
More hands
(hi I love your cinematographers)
(lol you like how I’m ignoring actual plot? It’s coming – that’s what she said)
Still pretty.
“Surprise.”
“I, I don't...”
“Yeah, me neither. But here I am.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Your name is Robert Steven Singer. You became a hunter after your wife got possessed, and... you're about the closest thing I have to a father. Bobby. It's me.”
Dawwwwwww closest thing to a father. Probably the best thing as a father considering.
MEN HUGGING!
I love how Dean grips his shirt.
In a manly way, of course.
Dean looks so happy, and sad, and adorable. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.
LMAO PERFECT.
This part will never not be funny.
Nor the scene in Good God Y’all.
“Sorry. Can’t be too careful.”
LOL Bobby, so good at his job and so sorry at Dean.
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They discuss how Dean should look like a Thriller video reject, which is absolutely hysterical now that we know Jensen can moonwalk.
XD
Here. Have some more pretty Jensen.
This is one of my favorite Dean expressions, confused but cynical.
PLEASE TO BE TAKING CLOTHES OFF MORE.
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They find out Sam’s in Pontiac, IL. And this chick answers the door.
OKAY. QUESTION. Here, she’s some random chick Sam slept with, yet we find out in I Know What You Did Last Summer that Sam’s been sleeping with Ruby, this Ruby, since before Dean came back. So I never understand why she answers the door and doesn’t know a single thing, about Dean or Bobby considering Ruby would (and Sam would know she would know). And if it’s because this is the real girl coming through, it’s impossible because A) she’s already died, or near it, and B) how would she not find it weird to be in a room with a guy she just slept with? I don’t get it! What am I missing?! Is this another loophole-handwave moment? GUH. Sucks that it’s with a pivotal character like Ruby and in such an important episode.
These writers suck sometimes.
Back to our regularly scheduled Pretty Jensen Hour.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS
OKAY I’MMA SAY IT. SAM/JARED IS REALLY FUCKING HOT HERE. WITH THE HAIR SWEPT BACK (MY FAVE) AND THE SINGLE LAYER V-NECK. GUH. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT. BOTH BOYS BE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FOINE.
Sam doesn’t believe it, tries to fuck potentially!fake!Dean’s shit up.
Poor Dean’s face at not being accepted.
Then catches on.
“I know, I look fantastic.”
FUCK YEAH YOU DO.
Let’s hug it out, like manly, rugged, hunter types who cry Solo Tears of Manpain™
GAH I love that they’re still touching.
In a brotherly manner.
Only.
She looks about 12 here. That shirt don’t help.
(for the record, I just think she was really awful, actingwise, and as evident by my 3.01 spam, I love me some Katie Cas, so no one will fulfill that corner of my heart)
SAMUEL.
THE FUCKING SHIRT.
SHOULD’VE BURNED IT WITH A FUCKING SPIRIT YEARS AGO.
GUH.
I JUST DON’T GET IT.
IT’S LIKE A COLLARED BUTTON-DOWN THAT DOESN’T BUTTON ALL THE WAY DOWN.
IT’S A TUNIC. IT’S A FUCKING TUNIC.
WITH AN AWFUL, HORRIFIC PATTERN.
“You were rotting in Hell for months. For months, and I couldn't stop it. So I'm sorry it wasn't me, all right? Dean, I'm sorry.”
PUUUUUUUPPY.
“It's okay, Sammy. You don't have to apologize, I believe you.”
BOYS BE HAPPY! DEAN’S ALIVE! AND YOU’RE TOGETHER! TO FIGHT
crime = copfic, I may be a lil too strung up in that story
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Christ, I’m only a third of the way through
LOLOLOLOL
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“You might want this back”
HOMG HOMG HOMG HOMG HOMG
PLEASE TO BE HAPPENING FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Second best reunion on this show ever:
OMG HE LOOKS SO YOUNG!
CHRIST.
LICK YOUR LIPS MORE, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
according my caps these ARE two different pics :-P
Ruh roh.
LULZ PUPPEE’S CONFUZED.
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So, for the record, we are only halfway through and they’re already lying to each other.
Dean says he doesn’t remember Hell.
Sam says Ruby’s dead.
That he’s not using her powers.
That he’s following Dean’s orders to stay away.
*headshake*
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Unpopular opinion time: I don’t really care for Pamela. I don’t hate her or dislike her, but she always rubs me the wrong way with how she talks to the boys. I dunno.
“You are
Pfft.
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Isn’t this the same flannel from Nightshifter?
Who knew flannels were so hot. RAR.
HAHAHA I love Dean peaking.
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We’re given the name Castiel and shit goes down, people lose eyes. It’s worse than getting a BB to the eye.
In the meantime, we get Jensen’s arm.
And again, I’m turned on at inappropriate times.
FML
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Dean is, once again, absolutely pretty.
Waitress sits down.
“You anglin’ for a tip?”
“I’m sorry, I thought you were looking for us.”
Shit just follows Dean around, don’t it?
“So if you wouldn't mind enlightening me, Flo…”
Pffft. Good thing Dean didn’t leave his humor in Hell.
Another unpopular opinion: I don’t mind Dean beating up female demons. You know why? Because they’re demons, and if he doesn’t, they’ll hit the shit out of him. It sucks that it’s an open-handed slap, but I took it more of him settling the score and making a point that he wasn’t hitting her that hard but she was still in her place.
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Dean’s sleeping
And Sam leaves.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Dawwwww Dean’s so adorable when he wakes up.
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More crazy shit goes down. Literally, glass falling to the floor.
Why is this hot?
I think I have a problem.
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In the meantime, Dean calls Sam.
Sam’s getting ‘a burger.’
Dean’s gonna ‘grab a beer.’
You boys are priceless.
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I still think this handthing is super geigh.
Annnnnd Ruby’s there.
And Sam looks like a puppy again.
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A little bored, are we?
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We all know this.
I’m just repeating myself at this point.
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Ye Holy Tax Accoutant
BROODING!DEAN WILL NEVER STOP BEING RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
Whoa, dude, showin’ off a bit aren’t ya?
Is this Misha’s PuppyFace?
“And why would an angel rescue me from Hell?”
“Good things do happen, Dean.”
“Not in my experience.”
“What's the matter? You don't think you deserve to be saved?”
“Why'd you do it?”
“Because God commanded it. Because we have work for you.”
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
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SO.
Obviously, Jensen is very pretty here. And Sam's looking good too (sans Ugly Shirt).
We also meet Ruby 2.0, Pamela, and an angel. CRAZYSAUCE!
Additionally, it's the beginning of the end for Sam and Dean as they lie to each other repeatedly here and both are total dickfaces from here on out. Dean also suddenly talks like Batman, which, I always attributed to his time spent in Hell, screaming his head off. But it gets worse and worse as this season and the next goes on.
Overall, I kind of hate S4, except there are a handful of legit episodes that I will rewatch over and over and over again (both because of prettiness and for plotty goodness). This is one of them.
*round of applause*
