I've Got My Hands Up So Take Your Aim

Title: Reckless Mistake
Words: 3600
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/escort!Jensen
Summary: Jensen is a high-priced escort unable to say no to Jared, the lonely businessman craving normalcy
Notes: Domestic Dreams Verse. This is essentially Jensen’s POV of An Unconventional Contract, when Jared asks for the domestic arrangement. Title and cut from Imagine Dragons’ Polaroid.

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Title: The Bleeding Heart Left on the Shelf
Words: 23,000
Warnings: Infidelity (on an OMC), top!Jensen, bottom!Jared
Summary: A lot happens in nine years, everything in his life passing him by. When he wakes up after nearly a decade in a coma, he's mighty grateful for a second lease on life, but there’s far too much that’s changed, and yet so much that remains.
Notes: Written for cherie_morte for 2018 spn_j2_xmas. Any medical details herein were obtained via google, meaning I spent anywhere from 2-5 minutes on a topic until I felt comfortable enough to write a few lines about it. And as far as the medical marvel contained within, it is actually a thing that’s happening … though, I admit, I am taking great liberties with the level of successful recovery going on here. Also, also, I know I’ve been on a huge ass James Bay kick for a long time now, but Incomplete came on soon after I finished writing, and it just matches all too perfectly and thusly inspired the title.


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OKAY SO. I WAS SO REALLY FUCKING EXCITED WHEN I GOT MY ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE CHERIE IS MY NUMBER 1 CON BABE AND TRAVEL F(R)IEND AND CUCHARITA. I even had a full on twitter thread of just tons of laughing and crying gifs the day I found out. We have so many inside dumb jokes and four-plus years of hilarity, adoration, McNuggies, butchered pancakes, and para-para-paradise after a long freaking time of drifting around the same fandom circles, meaning I was so, so, so, so delighted to be able to write for her. HOW-EV-ER. I’ll admit that none of the prompts really ticked any of my boxes, but at the time of assignments, I was like cool, cool, cool, no big, no big and knew I’d find something to write to her. Which, I thought I did, and up until Friday, Dec 8, I had a grand idea for something stupid depressing with angst and death and a famous/not-famous set up (so many of her likes in ONE SLOW BURN FIC!). I even racked up a stellar 12,000 words of it in a week. But then … well, I am who I am, and realized the story I was writing would become a huge fucking thing of like 40-50-60 thousand words???? And I started to second-guess pretty much every single thing I was doing with it, feared it wasn’t quite the thing to tick her boxes after all, and wanted to throw it out the window.

Then that very Friday, late afternoon/early evening, I was lying on the floor in fanfic emo writer pain, petting the flufferbutt Shep, and Pandora played Lord Huron’s The Night We Met when something clicked on the lyrics I had all of you, most of you, some of you, then none of you … take me back to the night we met … and well, My Sweet Darling Cuch, here is my early entry into Coma Big Bang all for you (I know, I know, it’s not even 2020 yet), featuring some sweet, angsty infidelity. Because why not? (I have to admit that adding in the ComaBB joke just adds to the excitement I’ve had since I changed gears and started writing this thing).

So. You’re welcome. And I love you. And *well thank you* Jensen.gif for the honor of being your one and only cuch.


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Title: Halfway Gone
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Words: 4500
Warnings: escort!Jensen, references to Jensen/OMCs
Summary: Jensen is a high-priced escort willing to do near about anything for Jared, the businessman who is supposed to be just another client.

Notes: Written for smpc. Thanks to gluedwithgold for the beta! Title from James Bay's Need the Sun to Break

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Title: A Whole New Ball Game
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Words: 1500
Summary: Written for spn_masquerade Fall 2018, for the prompt: Jared sucks on Jensen's balls while having fingers up that ass. Sucking, counting the freckles. Go wild. Originally posted here

warnings: mentions of Jensen being tied up, but all in fun; comeplay

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Title: Those Who Show Up for spn_j2_bigbang
Words: 50,000
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Infidelity on an OFC (Jared cheats on his wife). Everyone is aged with respect to running for office (Jensen and Jared are mid to late 40s, everyone else around them is respectively older). Set in an alternative timeline (2020 U.S. Presidential Election) where politicians are better received/respected than they are today.

Summary
Jared Padalecki is the latest politician to throw his hat into the Presidential Race. As a Texas Senator, he's well respected by the Republican Party for upholding the values of the GOP. But his earnest, can-do attitude only gets him so far when it comes to the American public.

Enter: Jensen Ackles, a renowned strategist who resuscitates fledgling campaigns and wins political races. Over the course of a year, Jensen and Jared struggle to see eye to eye even as they're both hell bent to win in November. If only Jensen could figure out what skeletons are in the Senator's closet so he can get ahead of a scandal before it breaks.

Decisions are made by those who show up - Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing

ART POST: Please visit matchboximpala's amazing ART POST and send some love her way!

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to my lovely artist matchboximpala for such diligence in number of pieces she created; she told me early on that she was excited to work on a political story because she's active in local politics, and I think it really, really, really shows. She has great detail to so many pieces, including blog posts, TV results, the flier for Jared's campaign. Such great, great stuff. Thank you for picking me and hanging in there over the long haul <333333333333

to gluedwithgold for the attention to detail to perform not just one, but two betas on this monster ;-) and all the hand holding, brainstorming, and all around tomfoolery! It's been wonderful having your assistance the last few weeks!

to kelleigh, my most beloved, dedicated to every sentence, reminding me to mention Madeline and the children, cheering me along from drafts to posting, and forgiving me for spelling Penikett and Bamber wrong 18,000 times in the fic ;-) I love you dear and I couldn't have done this without you :-****

to wendy as always for continuing to run the fabulous spn_j2_bigbang :D

*apologies it isn't on LiveJournal. I ran into last-minute posting issues (namely, sections being too long and yet unable to split them due to narrative structure) and just kept it with AO3.

Title: Beautiful Mess
Words: 3400
Rating/Warning: NC-17/escort!Jensen
Summary: Jensen is a high-priced escort and Jared is the businessman who changes everything. Part of the Domestic Dreams verse.
Notes: This comes before Hot Blood Love. Written for smpc. Inspired by from Jason Mraz's "A Beautiful Mess". Thanks to zubeneschamali and rozearkana for beta (and putting up with my writing this during our girls' weekend)


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Title: On Holiday
Words: 5800
Summary: The first rule of personal security is Never let your guard down. Second rule: Never fall in love. Jensen does both with megalomaniac superstar Jared Padalecki.

Beta: Love and affection to gluedwithgold for her handholding the last two days and lovely beta! <333 also to dancing_adrift for helping to brainstorm then encourage frolicking!Jared with many pic spams :D
Notes: Written for storyspinner70 for the 2017 run of spn_j2_xmas based on the prompts for bodyguard!Jensen and a little from the one regarding J2 hating one another despite liking each other. Hope you enjoy!! and sorry it's come so late in the challenge; real life and work has been a torrential downpour lately. Happy holidays :-*

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Title: Growing Unease
Words: 2400
Rating/Warning: NC-17/escort!Jensen
Summary: Jared is the businessman who is falling in love and Jensen is the escort at the heart of the matter
Notes: Written for smpc. Part of the Domestic Dreams verse, the comes before An Unconventional Contract in the timeline. While I'd recommend checking out the whole series, this can be enjoyed as a standalone escort!Jensen/businessman!Jared story.

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Title: An Unconventional Contract
Words: 2600
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/escort!Jensen
Summary: Jared is a lonely businessman craving normalcy with Jensen, the escort he's been seeing for two years.
Notes: Written for smpc; prequel to Domestic Dreams.

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Title: Domestic Dreams
Words 4,000
Rating/Warning: NC-17/Prostitution
Summary: Jared is a businessman on his monthly work trip to the East Coast. Jensen is the escort he pays to act out a game of domesticity.
Notes: Written for smpc. Huge thanks to firesign10 for the beta and suggestions!

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